Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
This week on Gossip Girl, there was a threesome, featuring Hillary Duff. There was also a Cotillion, featuring what I’d take into account to become quite a few quite un-debutante-like ball gowns. (Possibly the ladies of Constance Billiard ought to have consulted with Sherri or Alisha Hill?) There had been the typical Constance energy politics, along with the requisite ungodly volume of extensions as sported by Jenny Humphrey, along with the regular wildly slutty habits of Serena Van Der Woodson. So! Enterprise as typical! Now on for the threesome:
The complete scenario is setup below the premise that Hillary Duff, miraculously Dan’s new girlfriend (that dude by no means eases in to issues, huh?) has to leave school so that you can shoot an additional of her awesomely Twilight-meets-Lord from the Rings-hybrid of a fake-o film, which Vanessa is nerdily obsessed with inside a way that I enjoy. So, to provide her as significantly of a school knowledge as you possibly can — and also to make an effort to convince her to keep — Dan and V go down one particular of these cheesy 15 issues you must do even though in school,’ lists. Right after acquiring consumed a lot of drinks, the trio gets for the final 1, which can be possess a threesome, so they do it. (There is just a little girl-on-girl make-out session, but otherwise it is rather tame.) The weirdest point in regards to the predicament is the fact that, um, they all find yourself spooning in bed collectively? Which just appears actually unlikely. But oh nicely. Obviously, we discover whilst the trio are cozily tucked into bed that, um, Duff is really not going anyplace and that the possible for long term awkwardness/lesbian subplots is limitless.
Meanwhile, back Uptown, Jenny is alternating in between soulless diva in pursuit of (Upper Manhattan) planet domination, as well as the Jenny we employed to understand, (for like a secondback in season a single, just before she created any pals). But that is regular fare about Gossip Girl — I, for one particular, am mostly excited about subsequent week’s drama, in which we face: Threesome Aftermath!
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